Share Your World 3-18-19

Melanie of Sparks from a Combustible Mind has asked us the following;

QUESTIONS

Do You Have Any Guilty Pleasures?

I love eating food. And I always feel guilty after having something calories rich. That is my guilty pleasure. Though it should not be because we all need to eat something good once in a while.

What Is The Worst Pick Up Line You Ever Heard?  

            For the guys: What’s The Worst Pick Up Line You’ve Used?

Luckily I was never at the receiving end of a cheesy/ bad pick up line. But here are a few which I got from the net:

What Slang Or Trend Makes You Feel Old?

The slang which the teenagers use makes me think that they are speaking some other language.

What Do You Consider The Most Over-rated Song?

It all depends on personal preference. Some song that I love may seem over rated to you and vise versa!

Instead of a Tender Mercies question, here’s a philosophical one instead:

You Find A Book And Begin To Read Only To Discover That It Is Your Life. You Get To The Point That You Are At Now, Do You Turn The Page Knowing That You Will Not Be Able To Change The Events To Come?

I am so dumb that unless it would be specially pointed out to me, I would fail to realize that the book was about MY LIFE! And if I did realize it I would probably stop reading it as I have no desire to know my future. It takes out all the fun of living your life if you know what will happen tomorrow. And the end we all know is the same for us all. Death!

Of course if you wish to share a Grateful For Tender Mercies (aka grateful, optimistic or happy) comment, that’s fine too!

Another interesting set of questions from Melanie.

Why don’t you head over to her blog and answer them.

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7 and three quarter Nutty

7 and Three Quarters Nutty

There are no rules, no taggings, if you want to Reblog or Share out by all means feel free to do so. The only request l have is to include a ping back so l don’t miss out on any of the battiness! Failing that, by all means please feel free to simply answer the questions below.

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions

Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?

He had a memory loss for four days, or maybe the one who told the story had!

A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?

If a rooster could lay eggs, the eggs would be able to fly upwards.

A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?

He is either invisible or going on foot.

A farmer had 752 sheep and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?

He had a wide zoom camera. Or maybe a selfie stick.

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

It has to be “Incorrectly ”

What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?

An envelope or an eye.

What two keys can’t open any door?

Keys of a keyboard and musical keys.

A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?

A bald man would not get his hair wet, or if he just stepped out but stayed under the shade.

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of men with BO, three soaked dogs, a basket filled with week old smelly socks or a box filled with used nappies?

I think I would rather take the stairs, even with a foot cast.

Would you rather look like an octopus, act like an octopus or be an octopus?

If I looked like an octopus, I would act like an octopus and in all probability would be an octopus!

If you had the world’s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

“Ladies and gentlemen, please lend me your ears” that should ensure that they don’t listen to anyone else, till I am talking.

Would you rather be able to copy and paste in real life, or undo in real life?

I would like to say undo but I think that would really mess up the sequence of events in life. So I would say, thanks but no thanks to both offers.

Answers to be provided before you answer the questions on the underside of the outer edge of a defrosted ice cube, not thawed  mind, but most assuredly defrosted!

The ice cube was defrosted when I wrote my answers on it. But melted to a puddle by the time I was done.

 

Can you see?

 

 

 

Created by Rory AKA Bloke

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Opposites Attract Challenge #13

Teresa’s new challenge

Today‘s word: knowledgeable

Antonyms: ignorant, unacquainted, unfamiliar, uninformed, unknowledgeable

Story Starter Challenge #14

Today’s sentence: “Look, it’s opening.”

Look, it’s opening! Came the excited shout from the crowd. They were all gathered in a big circle outside in a large ground. And standing right in the middle was something strange. It could only be described as a spacecraft. The knowledgeable among them were sure that the spacecraft was from Mars. The uninformed were insisting that it was a experimental craft made by NASA which had landed here by mistake, instead of going towards the space.

With bated breath they all stared and strained their eyes to see who, or what emerged from the opened door to the craft.

A collective gasp went up when the creature stepped outside the spaceship!

Written in response to;

Opposites Attract Challenge #13

Story Starter Challenge # 14

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Opposites Attract Challenge #12

I will fly over the rainbow if only it was prudent

But being of a+practical frame of mind, I have to think

Ponder on the objectivity of this indiscreet action

Sit back and see all the ramifications of flying over the moon

Better have feet firmly planted on the earth

And work out a plan to put the smile on your face

Cheer you up by bringing rainbows and stars down for you.

Written in response to;

Today’s word: prudent

Antonyms: imprudent, indiscreet, injudicious

Story Starter Challenge #13

Today’s sentence: “I will fly over the rainbow…”

Written in response to;

Opposites Attract Challenge # 12

Story Starter Challenge #13

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Knight interrupted

So absorber I was in watching the drama unfold

The knight had taken a pledge to protect the town

He was under the command of the king to delate

The cheating and swindling bunch of hoodlums

To the town sheriff and clean up the mess made

And suddenly the wi-fi stopped working and

Here I was looking at a blank screen of the TV

Cursing the internet provider for this interruption

Written in response to the following;

Your daily word prompt;

Knight

FOWC;

WiFi

RDP;

Delate

Word of the day challenge;

Pledge

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#RDP

Emperor’s altered suit

In his regal attire, the emperor stepped out

Taking a minute survey of his suit, he objected

I don’t think this is doing justice to my royal being

It needs alteration to be claimed a suitable raiment

For the mighty emperor, ruler of all that eye can see

The obedient subjects, ran helter skelter to find someone

Qualified to make the requisite changes to the royal suit

A clever fellow presented himself, sure of his talent to fix

What was missing in the royal suits by his imagination

He sprayed painted a big logo on the king’s torso and

Said all those present that they had never seen such

Magnificence before ever in their lives

Photo Credit; Google

Written in response to the following;

Your daily word prompt;

Alteration

FOWC;

Regal

RDP;

Spray

Word of the day challenge;

Missing

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#RDP

The Sunday Whirl; Wordle 394

The twins were probably the naughtiest pair she had ever encountered. The pranks they played were hilarious. If it wasn’t one caper it was another. And they would rub most people the wrong way. The most classic one was when they used the long bamboo stick to trip up people in the passage to the bar. Once they chained the legs of the bar stools to each other resulting in people falling and a riot was caused in the parlor. It was like an instinct with them to rub people the wrong way. Keeping peace, while they were around was a Herculean task.

Written in response to;

The Sunday Whirl;

Wordle 394

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7 and three quarter nutty

7 and Three Quarters Nutty

One of the best things about questions is the ability to stray off the beaten track. To not ask the same questions over and over again, that might lead to mundanity! I can’t stand mundanity which is why l am constantly thinking or trying to think of new creative ways to get my fellow bloggers amused, active and involved. Now back by popular demand but different — the crazy questions!

There are no rules, no taggings, if you want to Reblog or Share out by all means feel free to do so. The only request l have is to include a ping back so l don’t miss out on any of the battiness! Failing that, by all means please feel free to simply answer the questions below.

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions

Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.

How lucky are you and why?

I feel I am tenth and a twelve fifth lucky, because my math is very good!

Do you believe in Bigfoot or just Big Feet?

I think big foot is just half of big feet, which I have. Two of them.

Why do they say the colour of money?

As long as it is real money, with which you can buy stuff it can be any color it wants to be.

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their iPod?

Nopes! However since all reality will be inverted , the songs will be able to hear him.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

It’s their sacred duty to carry the eggs, and hide them so that little children can find them. He is employed by the same agency which has employed Santa.

What’s the best age you have been so far?

My current age, I have never been this old as I am now. All of ten years old.

Why is your left foot smaller than your right?

My left foot is not broken, while the right one has three broken bones and hence is about a foot longer then the left one!

If you are blow drying your hair, how do you get to the back of your head? Do you need to know the art of ricochet?

I just take off the wig, blow dry it and put it on again. Simple.

What is Satan’s last name?

He is like Madonna. He just has one name.

What were you doing at midnight 37am last night?

Catching some zzzzz that had gotten away from me.

How weird is this? I know, right?

Pretty weird! How did you know?

What is your third favourite word of all time?

Me, mine and myself.

Answers to be polished up on the backside of the an Adam’s apple!

I did that but then I ate the apple. I was hungry.

A Whacky questionnaire by Rory, AKA Bloke

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Three Things Challenge PL #23

How wonderful and charismatic

Like the sweetest rose in the garden

She collected hearts like stamps

But not one was selected to be her sweetheart

Her standard was sky high so nobody came even close

She remained single all her life

Looking for the perfect swain

Written in response to;

3TC

charisma, guacamole, rose

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