Roses are red,
thorns are sharp
to safeguard them
dont cut, just admire
[I have started you off now finish the poem your way in the next three lines]
What do you find odd about people?
That they don’t use the brains they were born with!
Which two questions are you asked the most on a regular basis that annoy you?
People don’t ask me many questions, but usually it’s my name, and do I work!
Who was the first Disney princess – Snow White or Cinderella?
No idea, but my guess would be Snow White?
What five questions would you ask a stranger in order to get to know them?
What do they do for living
What do they think about the current government
How are they coping these days
Do they read books
What habits do you consider really bad?
Inappropriate humor and racial/ cultural/ religious bias.
Who was the female star of Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
Oh I knew this one but the name is eluding me!
Which Shakespeare play includes the following words? “Once more onto the breach, dear friends?”
Turkish Delight is a type of custard. True or false.
It’s a sweet made of phyllo pastry, nuts and honey.
Have you ever seen something you simply couldn’t easily explain away and if so what was it?
In one of our homes, some time ago, the outside lights were turned off in the morning and no one did it. It happened many times.
What is the difference between six and half a dozen?
You can’t say that I’ll be there at half a dozen!
What can you NOT compost?
What is a major component of Welsh Rarebit?
Rabbit! Kidding, but when I was a kid I thought that. I think it’s a certain kind of cheese?
How long is long in your eyes?
Too long waiting.
Are butterflies attracted more to flowers or weeds – what do you think?
Flowers with pollen anywhere.
One of your best friends has phoned for your help in the middle of the night to bury the body of your other best friend – do you help or not?
Nopes, I’ll call police. If I don’t do that, the next person they kill could be me!
Vatican City is a country – true or false?
Yes, it’s the smallest country in the world.
Name three things that freak you out and then explain why.
Lizards, cockroaches and barefaced liars! Do I need to say why?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To meet another chicken 🐔
What’s the worst thing that could happen to a compost pile do you think?
It starts growing monster worms, that take over the world! ( I saw tomorrow’s war last night!)
In response to Rory’s Weekend Composting Prompt