
(For the visually challenged writer, the photo is of a smiling woman who seems to be lying on a bed with a TV remote control in her hand and a bowl of popcorn beside her. She’s munching on the popcorn and a handful of popped kernels are scattered on her body).
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I would have happily married Darlene if it weren’t for her sloppy habit of eating in bed, letting the food get on her clothes and on the bedding. Her tendency to overeat was also making her gain weight.
I’m a fastidious person, and it’s important to me that things are done properly, everything should be neat and tidy, and that people should eat at mealtimes while sitting at the dining table.
I was still reconsidering my decision when another of her habits kept on jarring my nerves. She would never share what she was enjoying with me, especially the sweet and salty popcorn that I loved too.
So reluctantly, I broke off with her. Now I can eat all the popcorn, by myself without sharing.
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Written for FFFC # 165, hosted by Fandango
Also included FSS # 42, hosted by Fandango
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A great storyline, Sadje. Well done!
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Thank you Suzette. Just something silly to fit in the prompts
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It’s was a good one!
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Thank you
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😊
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😃
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Hahahaha its good to be alone sometimes ;P
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I agree, specially if the other person is so different than you.
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Indeed.
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👍🏼
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Love it Sadje
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Thanks a lot Cheryl
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But I think in a relation sharing is caring💕Wonderful post Sadje💖
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Exactly! Thanks Laiba
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Pleasure💞
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💜
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Eating all by yourself, all the time is not good for anyone.
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Exactly so, Jim. Thanks
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Not sharing popcorn with your significant other is, according to reliable sources, the number one reason for breakups. 😉
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I can totally understand that 😂😂😂
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this is hysterical Sadje!
💖😂
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Thanks Cindy! I’m glad you got a laugh out of it. 😂😂😂
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I am too!!!💖💖
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😍🤩
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I wonder if he eats the popcorn alone at the dining room table🤨
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Haha! With a plate and a napkin at side! 🍿
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So appreciate your story, l love popcorn 🍿 one of my favorite treat is savory popcorn with a glass of Pinot Grigio! ☺️
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Thanks a lot! 😃🍿
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A good choice. Awesome story, Sadje.
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Haha! Thanks
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Ahaha! You’re welcome, Sadje. Always.
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😍🙏🏼
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It was fun reading, Sadje. 😀🙏💗
Great post!
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Thanks Komaljeet! Something to make you smile
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😀😊
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🙏🏼
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Great combo Sadje.
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Thank you so much Lauren 😂😃
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This is hilarious sadje.well done👍
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Thanks Riddhi! 😂
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I’d have made my own 😊
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Haha! That’s a good compromise
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Too funny! And sadly, lots of relationships break up over small stuff that gets bigger with time.
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Thanks Zelda. A relationship needs the foundation of understanding, otherwise it’s doomed.
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So true…and many are doomed.
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True
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Fun take on the prompt, Sadje!
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Thanks Eugenia
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Most welcome!
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🙏🏼
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Sounds lonely, if only they had found a compromised they’d still be together.
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It does! Sometimes minor differences can become the stumbling block.
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lol So glad my husband doesn’t really like popcorn. I usually have it all for myself. 🙂
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Lucky you 😜
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lol Indeed! 😉
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😎
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