KL Caley is our host of
The place at this table is by invitation only
We can seat only the very clever, the extra talented
And what’s the deal with the different sized chairs?
Oh that’s simple, people are ranked according to their abilities
Most able sits in the biggest chair the least in the smallest
This arrangement reeks of arrogance and imperiousness
Precisely, you have grasped the heart of the matter
We proclaim our lofty ideals openly for all to see
Then I must decline a seat at your table, without regret
As I believe in giving equal opportunity and equal respect
Thank you but no thanks!