Fibbing Friday: 25th October

Di of pensitivity101 is the host of Fibbing Friday this week.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, be inventive, silly or even outrageous, in your response.

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Here you go then…………… fib away to your heart’s content, the sillier the better.

1. What makes squash?

Easy pleasure, sit on a juicy something and lo and behold, you have a squash something or the other.
2. How would you describe ‘hen pecked’?

This says it better than I could.🤪

3. What’s a tuffet?

Something which can be used either for sitting or wearing on the head. Other uses include bludgeoning someone on the head.
4. What would you do with a flump?

Throw it in a corner for the dog or the cat to use for blanket.

5. Why was the mate plucking pheasants?

He just could find pheasants, the birds were too quick for him. And he got a lot of beak bites for his trouble.
6. What are minis, midis, and maxis?

They are types of diets. Minis are for slightly overweight people. Midis are for those with moderate weight problems. While Maxi is for people who should not be eating anything at all. In fact Maxi is a 24 hours fast, which is followed by another with no food in-between.
7. What would you find if you went down to the woods today?

Red Riding Hood has promised to be there today with the big bad wolf and grandma. It’s all for the promo of her new movie, part II of Red Riding Hood, the adventure continues.
8. What’s a titfer?

Absolutely no idea! But I am guessing it’s a bird. Sort of second cousin to titmouse!!

9. Why are fire engines red?

They have to match the fire hydrants which are already red. And post boxes and the big red double-deckers which go about in London.
10. What’s green and goes round and round?

An apple at the end of a slingshot rope.

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