7 and Three Quarters Nutty
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7 and Three Quarters Nutty Created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!
7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions
Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
He had a memory loss for four days, or maybe the one who told the story had!
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
If a rooster could lay eggs, the eggs would be able to fly upwards.
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
He is either invisible or going on foot.
A farmer had 752 sheep and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
He had a wide zoom camera. Or maybe a selfie stick.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
It has to be “Incorrectly ”
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope or an eye.
What two keys can’t open any door?
Keys of a keyboard and musical keys.
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
A bald man would not get his hair wet, or if he just stepped out but stayed under the shade.
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of men with BO, three soaked dogs, a basket filled with week old smelly socks or a box filled with used nappies?
I think I would rather take the stairs, even with a foot cast.
Would you rather look like an octopus, act like an octopus or be an octopus?
If I looked like an octopus, I would act like an octopus and in all probability would be an octopus!
If you had the world’s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?
“Ladies and gentlemen, please lend me your ears” that should ensure that they don’t listen to anyone else, till I am talking.
Would you rather be able to copy and paste in real life, or undo in real life?
I would like to say undo but I think that would really mess up the sequence of events in life. So I would say, thanks but no thanks to both offers.
Answers to be provided before you answer the questions on the underside of the outer edge of a defrosted ice cube, not thawed mind, but most assuredly defrosted!
The ice cube was defrosted when I wrote my answers on it. But melted to a puddle by the time I was done.
Can you see?
Created by Rory AKA Bloke