7 and three quarter nutty February 3-19

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7 and Three Quarters Nutty Created by A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip!

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions

How Bizarre

Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.

If you could morph two animals to make one super animal, what two animals would you choose? Why?

A python with an elephant. To give it a long flexible trunk. Think how far the elephant can reach with its trunk that way.

What are three items you could buy together at the grocery store to make the cashier laugh?

In my experience, cashiers are not amused at any collection of items purchased together. The best way to bring a smile to their face is to tell them a good joke, or compliment them.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

A parrot, oh! Wait! A parrot can already talk and tells offensive jokes, learned from their owners.

What kid’s movie did you think was too scary when you were a child?

I wasn’t allowed to watch scary movies as a kid. And never developed a taste for them as an adult. Guess I am a scaredy-cat!

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Punched someone because they were breaking the line!

Which is by far the smelliest cheese?

As per Google, Stinking Bishop is one of the smelliest cheese. It may not be the smelliest but it should be, due to its name! BTW, I have never come across it.

What’s been one of your funniest nicknames?

Didn’t have a nickname, funny or otherwise!

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Buy one coffin and get another free !

If you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?

Free style dancing with a bit of Kung fu Dancing thrown in. A few well judged kicks and arm flings will see the wannabe assailants on the pavement, begging me to stop.

In the event of the apocalypse, what three places are you going to first to gather supplies?

Not the super market, as it will already be jammed with shoppers. I guess I would have to raid the nearest eatery, they usually have lot of food!

How do you feel about putting anchovies and olives on your pizza?

Olives, yesssss, Anchovies……not at all, please.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

I only give a hi, and a smile to a stranger on the street. I could give them a creepy smile!

What are the three best things about you that you wouldn’t put in your bio on a dating profile?

1, That I am a gourmet chef ( it’s a lie anyway)

2, That I can sing like a bird ( another lie)

3, That I cannot abide by liars!

Answers please on the inside of the outside external side to inside lip of Pythagoras!!

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All fun and funnies.

If you like these questions, head over to the Bloke, or Guy or Maybe Rory and answer them.

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12 thoughts on “7 and three quarter nutty February 3-19

  1. Brilliantly done Sadje!

    What are the three best things about you that you wouldn’t put in your bio on a dating profile?

    1, That I am a gourmet chef ( it’s a lie anyway)

    2, That I can sing like a bird ( another lie)

    3, That I cannot abide by liars!

    What a beaut 🙂

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  2. I dunno, buy one, get one coffins is a pretty good deal, those things are expensive! And there’s nothing wrong with planning ahead. I mean, funeral costs are really astronomical. Like, if you have a significant other, one of you will totally save a bunch of money on funeral costs if you plan on getting buried. My hubs and I are personally getting cremated so that wouldn’t be a deal for us — no coffin required, just a cardboard box. However, if me and the hubs were getting buried, I’d totally consider buying a buy one get one free coffin. Depending on what other strings were attached to the deal.

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