There was the candy machine right out side the gym
Right out side the gym, that is not fair at all, I say!
The efficient girl at the help desk hides her grin and
Tells me that they do have kids coming in to play
They are very happy to find this candy here she says
Just a few dimes and they can fill their pockets with
The goodies that are available,
If you have a few coins to spare
And do you have gin for adults too
I ask her, since she is so helpful soul
Definitely not, she says, this is a gym
Not a bar, so you should know!