All you need do to the questions below are answer Oh No Way for ‘No, l have never’ or Oh So Way for Yes, l have!’ Therefore your answers to the questions below can only swing two ways ‘yes or no’ or Oh So Way or Oh No Way
Rory’s new Questions;
Questions – relatively docile if honest ..
Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk
Oh noooooo way!
Had a near death experience?
Oh no way.
Talked to yourself in public
Oh so way! I would discuss things with me and myself all the time.
Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd
Oh no way. Never needed to.
Gatecrashed a party
Oh no way, never.
Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty
Ewww, oh no way!
Not paid a restaurant bill … deliberately
Oh no way, deliberately. Often forget to pay or leave my stuff behind. Sometimes when Ian walking out with my scope of ice cream, the salesperson would ask me to pay for it before leaving. Now I am immune to embarrassment, as I have done it so often.
Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as to how you got there
Oh so way. Waking up after general anesthesia, there is often a feeling of disorientation and combined with pain meds, one often wonder for a few moments, Where am I?
Worn clothing inside out
Oh so way. Many time in a hurry, I wear it inside out, specially the tees. But nobody had ever remarked on it. Maybe they thought it was a new trend!
Broken a mirror
Oh so way. Several, in fact.
Believed in a conspiracy theory
Oh no way. I just believe in fact, like the Russian manipulation of US elections or Brexit! Just facts!
Been involved in a riot
Oh no way. Wanted to, but didn’t get a chance.
Oh so way, I have three brothers after all!
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